Swim With Dolphins

What is Swim With Dolphins?


1.

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl

girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.

Perv- Would you like a lollipop?

girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers

Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

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