Swimfan

What is Swimfan?


1.

adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior

That girl is such a swimfan; i wouldn't be surprised to see her out my window in the middle of the night

2.

a girl who is obsessed with a guy and won't take a hint

Stop acting like swiman!

3.

When a girlfriend or someone you are dating turns out crazy or stalks you.

Hey you ex really turn out to be all swimfan.

See stalker, crazy, ex-girlfriend, dating, relationship

4.

The act of calling someone repeatedly, instead of leaving a voicemail the caller will simply hang up and continue to redial 5-100 times or until the caller answers.

I have no idea where that bitch is- I have been swimfanning her all night.

I really liked that guy but then I got totally wasted and swimfanned him at 4am, and now he is totally over me.

That girl is a total swimfan- thats how you know she has been drinking.

See phone, psychotic, repeatedly, swim, drunk

5.

being completely ignored when you make a statement

caitlyn was swimfanned by her friends when she made a gay joke

See swimfan, caitlyn, movie

6.

A really good movie about a chick who is extremely obsessed with a guy and reminds me a little to much of my friend Pinky.

Pinky said to her SFM, "YOU LOVE ME I KNOW IT!"

7.

One who swims with girls but cannot touch them;

One known for his speedo-type figure;

"Hey SwimFan, get your hands off me"

"Wow, SwimFan sure plays alot of Gameboy Advance"


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