Swimmers Ear

What is Swimmers Ear?


1.

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"

Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

See earfuck, facial

2.

when you cum in a girls EAR

oooh shit i justcame in your ear now you have SWIMMERS EAR

See sex, fuck, ear, cum, skeet


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