Swimming For Mussels

What is Swimming For Mussels?


1.

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"

Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."

Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."

Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

See muff diving, rug munching


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