What is Swimming Instructor?
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One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.
When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!
The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
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