What is Swine Fever?
1.
It is the irresistible attraction to rather large greasy women. Usually they consist of multiple chins, kankles, cellulite, and just overall fat.
Andy-Dude why don't we ever hang out with Chris
Jon-Didn't you hear? He's got that Swine Fever.
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2.
The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.
very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.
Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"
Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)
kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!
(continued)
kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?
kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!
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