Swine Fever

What is Swine Fever?


1.

It is the irresistible attraction to rather large greasy women. Usually they consist of multiple chins, kankles, cellulite, and just overall fat.

Andy-Dude why don't we ever hang out with Chris

Jon-Didn't you hear? He's got that Swine Fever.

See fat, bbw, tetra-shank, swine

2.

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.

There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.

Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!

See swine, fever, flu, false, pandemic


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