Swine Harp

What is Swine Harp?


1.

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.

See doggie style, music, sex, animals


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