What is Swine Transmitted Disease?


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A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...

Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"

Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."

*All die, pandemic starts*

Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...

See swine, swine flu, std, sexually transmitted disease, pig, mexican, pandemic, dirty, mexico, animal sex, influenza, flu, cold


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