What is Swinette?
1.
A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.
Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"
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2.
To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!
My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.
3.
An insult:
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)
hey billie why dont you go play the swinette at the county fair
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