Swinette

What is Swinette?


1.

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:

"Why don't you go play a swinette?"

"What's a swinette?"

"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

See Rob

2.

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

3.

An insult:

To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)

hey billie why dont you go play the swinette at the county fair


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