Swing My Lantern

What is Swing My Lantern?

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

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Speed Bag

1. To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sac..

Ben Alger

1. 1. Sexually transmitted disease with roots in the Welsh valleys. 2. Unit of measurement for Red wine, a Ben Alger is roughlt 2 pints - ..

Albino Custard

1. Jocular euphemism for semen. Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night...

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