What is Swing N Pinch?
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To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.
Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.
Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.
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v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness.
I had to skip..
