What is Swing Report?
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n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.
"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"
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When you sling from person to person not looking for a relationship, but just slutting around.
Hi, I'm a slinglingy..I hooked up w..
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Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.
Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.
See pussy pie, cre..
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Characterised by prodigious amounts of cleavage.
I buried my face in her titeriffic mounds!..