Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Ziptang

1. 1.To occur with great speed. 2. Accomplished in relatively little time. The bullits came by me ziptang! I was all over that bitch zipt..

Emergency Medical Technician

1. Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT &qu..

Purell

1. Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself. ..

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