Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Deceptiline

1. (n) 1. The line you get in that is always deceptively long, for instance when you get in the line that looks the shortest at the checko..

Auzzie

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Zen Fatuation

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