Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Obsecting

1. accepting i am not obsecting of you, bitch!!!!!!!!!! See ob, obs, obsecting..

Interview Without Coffee

1. British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour. Prince Harry referred to a friend ..

Xue

1. a sexy ass asian name for only a small minority of chinese people get named xue. Who is Michael Xue? Who cares he has a sexy last name..

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