Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Double Dipper Mushroom

1. Ingesting a hallucinogenic mushroom that has one hit of lsd and one hit of mescaline dipped into it. Yo bro I'm still tripping bal..

Hoink

1. The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it. 2. A word va..

Jizzfaced Testicle Flap

1. When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced te..

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