Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Rotflapimp

1. Rolling On The Floor Lauging And Peeing In My Pants ROTFLAPIMP! That movie was fucking hilarious!! See rotfl, lolla, lol, funny, hilar..

Friend Job

1. Giving your male friend a hand job, especially if you are male yourself. - I didn't feel like giving myself a stranger, so I got a..

Rattytatateyo

1. A major rat tail like that harry kid yo harr bear gu got a rattytatateyo..

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