Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Zelom

1. when kimber mates with cucumber melon handsoap and then washes her hands with the baby. "kimber just commited zelom." "..

Jkffbnr

1. Just Kidding For Formality, But Not Really. Used under many circumstances, JKFFBNR has a variety of applications. In the event that one ..

Queef-biscuit

1. (n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef. Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..

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