Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

I Need Time To Think

1. When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be..

Fecal Mist

1. A fine mist of fecal matter that is expelled while farting. When she was eating my asshole I sprayed her with fecal mist. See thunderd..

Dude Where's My Car!

1. an expression of excitement, or shock. your walking with your buddy and you see a hot girl and you say "dude where's my car!&..

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