Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

H.o.f.a.r.

1. hard on for a reason Damn that bitch is given me a hofar..

Very Nice

1. Noun. 1. Moderately good. 2. A quite kind person 3. An extremely fit bird That suit is very nice He is a very nice b..

Gerald's Game

1. pertaining to a Stephen King novel, it means to handcuff someome to a bed and leave them for long periods of time. That dominatrix woul..

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