Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Emasculated

1. One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income. Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated..

Dumbass Attack

1. n. 1) doing something incredibly stupid by accident, usually resulting in a core router or production database being shut down. running..

Obamamobile

1. Barack Obama's means of street transportation. It was a 15 MPG, HEMI-powered, V8 Chrysler300C. Then he got caught being a hypocrit..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Swinging Monkeys Edit Meaning