Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Galloping Stanleys

1. To have a severe case of diarrhoea. First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994. "I haven't been able to go to work today, I&ap..

Cracker Light

1. A light from a police car or police helicopter that is used at night. "I got up outta there when I saw that cracker light" S..

Expediate

1. To make go faster I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself. See expedite, choader..

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