Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

:-j

1. Instant Messenger speak for "just kidding". Also interpreted as "nevermind", "it doesn't matter", &qu..

Queer Boner

1. A rush of blood to the penis caused by something that is flagrantly homosexual. Jimmy saw Andrew and he popped a queer boner. 1. A ru..

Zaah

1. Another word for confuse -zaahd- confused -zaahing- confusing Your gender is zaahing me. You look zaahd. See confused, blah, bleh, ..

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