Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Zorp

1. The inability to do a back flip off a fence. like if you were going to back flip off a fence, then u just don't ZORP PENIS See p..

Cpu

1. In a PC, the central processing unit (CPU) is the primary control device for the entire computer system. The CPU is technically a set of..

Jebs

1. a womans breasts. used commonly by belfastians. 'jebs on her' 'qwere seta jebs'..

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