Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Scratching Narse

1. to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong locat..

Autoscratch

1. What that fag AKP uses. It's just for fags who can't handle a turntable. Fucking fags. HAHAHA anime_kitty_person uses autoscr..

Murrellism

1. Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated desc..

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