Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Laughspergers

1. When one feels pressured to laugh at something after the joke has just passed. This usually occurs when someone friend, peer, etc. laugh..

Zzaped

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

Trippin The Chain

1. lookin fly wit yo sweet ass self deaaamn, that bitch is trippin the chain See fly, fresh, off the hook..

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