Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Pop It Out

1. An act coomited by a male in which he unzips his pants, takes his penis out of his underwear and sticks it out where the zpper is opened..

Penis Slacker

1. A slang term for one who gives a "hand job". The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen...

Mezzapalooza

1. A party of some kind, especially for celebrating the New Year on January first or any other time of the year. Even though it was August..

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