Swinging Monkeys

What is Swinging Monkeys?

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

Uba

1. Variation of the word "uber", which is German for super. Can be used in front of an adjective, to indicate an extremity of it,..

Cadbury Canal Cruiser

1. the dominant half in the foray of anal sex. You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!..

Zerped

1. when someone has 3 points on someone in a conversation they are then zerped I have 3 points, you have zero, u got zerped..

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