What is Swinging On The Purple Chandelier?

1.

MasturbatingTaking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment

Joe: Why not

Bob: Your roommate's in the living room

Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate

Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier

Joe: ...

See masturbation, jacking, off, swinging, hand
89

Random Words:

Iggles Loi
1. iggles is used instead of giggles..just cause it sounds so much better.. and when iming ur peeps u say loi instead of lol cause lol mea..
Read more
Valdea
1. (1) A name given to the world's most hated douche bag. Relatively, the name is used as a last name. A man who thinks he is powerful..
Read more
Crunt
1. A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt". Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The princi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free