What is Swinging On The Purple Chandelier?


1.

MasturbatingTaking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment

Joe: Why not

Bob: Your roommate's in the living room

Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate

Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier

Joe: ...

See masturbation, jacking, off, swinging, hand


89

Random Words:

1. A town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. Not to be confused with Rosedale or Briagalong, which are even bigger h..
1. Slang word for female masturbation. "That guy at work was so hot, I ended up having a ladyfiddle later that night." See mast..
1. (v)Any vaginal penetration while a tampon is present in the vaginal cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cer..