What is Swinging On The Purple Chandelier?

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MasturbatingTaking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment

Joe: Why not

Bob: Your roommate's in the living room

Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate

Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier

Joe: ...

See masturbation, jacking, off, swinging, hand
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