Swintosky

What is Swintosky?

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When you have a herpes infection on your dick and whack off, but your eye itches, so you rub your eye with your whacking hand. The result is a nasty Swintosky.

Oh my god! That guy had the worst Swintosky I've ever seen!

See fucked, herpes, eye, lid, ball
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