Swipe The Poper

What is Swipe The Poper?

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.

2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

See choking the chicken, masturbation

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