What is Swipey?
1.
Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.
Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.
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2.
Swipey is a term used for a person that comes into you store and switches the tags around to try to get a better price.
Customer "Why the hell is this screwdriver 300 dollars.."
Employee " That Damned Swipey Again!"
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Random Words:
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masturbation.
guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
See jerk, the, turkey, wanker..