Swiping The V Card Edit Meaning

1. To push the testiclesinto the mouth; usually accompanied by slapping of the penis across the face. "I'm gonna hock my balls i..

1. A blood fanny fart, not dissimilar to a queef, but with a bit more claret. I thought I'd been shot in the cock, but it was just a ..

1. A 1000 year old alchemist who, with the powers of the unknown, can make your skull explode. He is the leader of the Hermetic Order of th..