Swiping The V Card Edit Meaning

1. Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick b..

1. Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do. I wrecked my car because I was texting, l..

1. A word used to describe someone who does something annoying, offensive, etc. Used by the super-awesome comedian Jim Gaffigan Hey, I lik..