Swirled Peas

What is Swirled Peas?


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A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper stickersermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freewaythat dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornadoof PEAS twisting a funnelon the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascistslaying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"

KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...

(whisper:) I see dead people."

See kidney beans, rice, straw, berries


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