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A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes ..
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Police. A clever variation on Edgar Allen Poe and Po-Po's.
Here come the Edgar Allen's!
See police, cops, pigs, bacon, po-po..
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A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.
"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"
See coc..