What is Swishlock?
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Caught kissing with someone other then your spouse, but caught up with the drama by your friends involved.
Being blackmailed in the most cockblocked way possible.
"Word you hear about Joey be busted swishlockin up with that chick outside of the store?"
"No way, lets 2chan his ass about this shiz."
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Using a vibrator or dildo that lights up in more than one colour.
"Joe couldn't decide whether to pop in the jiggle balls or ..
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a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!
'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
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