What is Swishlock?
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Caught kissing with someone other then your spouse, but caught up with the drama by your friends involved.
Being blackmailed in the most cockblocked way possible.
"Word you hear about Joey be busted swishlockin up with that chick outside of the store?"
"No way, lets 2chan his ass about this shiz."
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