What is Swishlock?
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Caught kissing with someone other then your spouse, but caught up with the drama by your friends involved.
Being blackmailed in the most cockblocked way possible.
"Word you hear about Joey be busted swishlockin up with that chick outside of the store?"
"No way, lets 2chan his ass about this shiz."
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The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and..