What is Swiss Army Dick?
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Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
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