What is Swiss Army Dick?
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Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
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A comment made when a female either
A: Cannot dance well or
B: Is too large to be doing a particular dance move.
Teresa: Did you see..
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The fattest french nerd you'll ever see. He can't find his dick in all his fat. Also, he hates it when people tell him his nos..