Swiss Army Pants

What is Swiss Army Pants?


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having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by

i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap

See empty pockets, deep pockets


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