Swiss Army Wife

What is Swiss Army Wife?

woman with lots of different feminine skills

Your swiss army wife sure can cook

A wife that does everything.

A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.

See cooking, beautiful

Eagle's Claw

1. When having sex with a woman doggy style, the man inserts his thumb into the anus of the woman while making a sound like a screeching ea..

Lube The Neck

1. Consuming copious amounts of ethanolic beverages detineo Xerostomia penitus, the neck. Derived from the Norse "gjølpr mjödir"..

Beer J

1. A simple yet ambrosia like drink consisting of a mixture of Beer and Orange juice. The overall taste of this drink comes from a very spe..

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