Swiss Army Wife

What is Swiss Army Wife?

woman with lots of different feminine skills

Your swiss army wife sure can cook

A wife that does everything.

A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.

See cooking, beautiful

Caressing The Cashmere

1. Rubbing a hairy vagina. Can be euphemism for female masturbation. Jeff didn't take care of Jane tonight, so she is off caressing t..

Ubert

1. very cool and awesome Liu broke the boyz ankles w/ his ubert moves..

Quick Like Bunny

1. Very or somewhat fast. Pretending to be very fast to get a friend to do something for you. Hey, can you drive me to the mall? I have ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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