Swiss Army Wife

What is Swiss Army Wife?

woman with lots of different feminine skills

Your swiss army wife sure can cook

A wife that does everything.

A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.

See cooking, beautiful

Jizz Sheet

1. Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating. "Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I&apo..

Leetization

1. conversion of text to leet or transtition of habit to write leet text instead of regular text borked in leetization of broken See Gome..

Zengo

1. a short fuck with a funky beard who talks to fucking much! TEE is so FUCKED because of Zengo!..

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