Swiss Army Wife

What is Swiss Army Wife?

woman with lots of different feminine skills

Your swiss army wife sure can cook

A wife that does everything.

A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.

See cooking, beautiful

The Scorpions

1. One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica Hey dude i was li..

Pudge Packing

1. Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge pac..

Nvfm

1. "Never fucking mind." Gary: I love rusty spoons. The feeling of rusty spoons against my skin is almost orgasmic. Lary: What?..

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