Swiss Dick

What is Swiss Dick?

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!

"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"

"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"

See asshole, douche bag, tool, dickhead, guido

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Quamf

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Pogo Nut

1. Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp sh..

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