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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If..
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When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.
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A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact..
