What is Switzerland?
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A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.
Don't mess with the masters of chocolate.
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2.
A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.
Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.
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3.
A country that is small and neutral.
“The Swiss are small and neutral.”
4.
Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:
Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!
get it?
American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"
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v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.
Joe: Hey,
whaddya think about thoseRed Sox finally winning the World Series?
Louie: Hey, I don't
wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.
6.
#1 for gettin money, banks, watches, weapons, chocolate and weed!!!
At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
My watch is arrivin right from Switzerland...
Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...
7.
Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.
"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"
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THIS is all you need to know:
Emblems
of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )
History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
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