Swollen Goods

What is Swollen Goods?

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

See sexual intercourse, arousal, erection, sex, coitus

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Log Basket

1. The CONTAINER that a lady uses to store a gentleman's LOG, in the hope that it will eventually LIGHT HER FIRE. Some of the members..

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