Swollocks

What is Swollocks?

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

See sexual abstinence, pods, gonads, jelly bag

Mr. Stalker Pants

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I Don't Give Two And A Half Shits

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