What is Swoned?
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The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.
Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.
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The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.
James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.
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Its means the same as
I fucking swoned that
mofo !
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Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.
Cause of death: Testicular Manslaughter
See nads, balls, testicles, death, choke..
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Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate..
