What is Swoned?
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The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.
Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.
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The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.
James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.
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Its means the same as
I fucking swoned that
mofo !
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