What is Swoner?
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An erection, usually of a male Naval Surface Warfare Officer (hence a SWO), caused by surface warfare related discussion or action. Most common in highly "swotivated" officers (read assholes). The female version of this condition is frequently referred to as "swet."
All that talk on naval surface fire support is giving me a huge swoner.
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Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
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(v.) to have, be having, or to be in a state of erectness
i will commence in my bonerficationism
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