What is Swoner?
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An erection, usually of a male Naval Surface Warfare Officer (hence a SWO), caused by surface warfare related discussion or action. Most common in highly "swotivated" officers (read assholes). The female version of this condition is frequently referred to as "swet."
All that talk on naval surface fire support is giving me a huge swoner.
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A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.
John used his turd twister to create turd spaghet..
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One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.
Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammer..
