Swonked

What is Swonked?

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

See swonk, drunk, pissed, boozed up, shitfaced

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

See swonk, swonking, swank

Meat Bat

1. A large, floppy dong. "As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris, A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens, As if the Gods ..

Mazelpod

1. A turd with corn in it. Thats a pretty ornate mazelpod floating around in the bowl. See dump, crap, turd, shit, log..

Quasi Mojo

1. The best garage band ever. Clifford, Skyler, SleJ, & Levi are the best. If you like music, Quasi Mojo is the way to go. See cliff..

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