Swonked

What is Swonked?


1.

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

See swonk, drunk, pissed, boozed up, shitfaced

2.

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

See swonk, swonking, swank


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