Swonking

What is Swonking?

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The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."

See swonk, drunk, pissed, boozed up, shitfaced

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