What is Swoochie?
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pretty much a sweaty hoochie
a swoochie is a hoochie of a 14 year old girl in a hot area like hawaii who gets sweaty from swimming and ultimate frisbee
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Imagine Jane Fonda's pussy after doing her video 10,000,000. times, and then licking it. What you are licking is swoochie.
I got wretched swoochie at the gym today.