What is Swooft?
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adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.
Dan won't be comin' in today, he ain't feelin' too swooft.
My, you're lookin' swift today; how's the leg?
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A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.
Oh, he's a swooft one.
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