Swoon Flu

What is Swoon Flu?

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.

Friend B: Why come?

Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

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