Swoon Flu

What is Swoon Flu?

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.

Friend B: Why come?

Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

See obsessed, swine flu, crazy good

Jstfu

1. Stands for Just Shut the Fuck Up. Ok man, jstfu please, it's getting annoying. See just, shut, the, fuck, up, jstfu..

Urglegurk

1. A word to say when you are stupidly bored... *deafening silence* person: Urglegurk everyone: LAUGHS See Jess..

Premajax

1. Verb. To prematurely ejaculate; the act of prematurely ejaculating. Noun. Semen, when premature ejaculation has occurred. See: prema..

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