Swoon Flu

What is Swoon Flu?

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.

Friend B: Why come?

Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

See obsessed, swine flu, crazy good

Ugg Boot

1. sticking your foot up a partners butt during sex who has an extreme case of e.d. (explosive diarhea) and they hershey syrup all over you..

Ossify

1. verb- to become stiff and bone. If you feel something ossified in your pants, don't be alarmed. It's an erection. If you&apos..

Kinky

1. Foot-sucking, rubber wearing, pee on me, fruit-fuckin', candlewax drippin', long fingernail scrapin', tossed salad eatin&..

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