Swoonage Edit Meaning

1. Getting tired after ingesting a large amount of sugary foods and liquids. I'm slowing dow; that banana-Oreo-chocolate-syrup-frozen..

1. spherical object that is fuzzy and has spikes, often used for magical penis growth. Nortorious for being stolen from fat ugly smelly his..

1. A moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort. "Wait Ja..