Swoonage Edit Meaning

1. A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it. "Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay..

1. The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed..

1. The most uplifting message ever written in a song by Mr. Kelly Jones of Stereophonics. 'Maybe tomorrow/ I'll find my way home..