Swoopportunity

What is Swoopportunity?


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The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.

Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!

Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!

Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!

See swoop, swooper, cock block, yoink


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