What is Sworded?
1.
To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.
Also see
"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"
2.
done for. Ruined. Wrecked.
"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."
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3.
Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex
"I got sworded last night!"
4.
Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"
ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."
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5.
Killing something
Trogdor was Sworded by the knight.
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6.
to be struck with a sword and killed
"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"
7.
Squalid, ignoble or filthy.
Bubba heard Reginald call him sworded and wondered how he knew that he was carrying a pocket knife.
