Sworded Edit Meaning

1.

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"

"Stupid friggin' knights!"

2.

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

See adjective, stewed, hosed, done for

3.

Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex

"I got sworded last night!"

4.

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.

Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

See Misfit

5.

Killing something

Trogdor was Sworded by the knight.

See Lizard King

6.

to be struck with a sword and killed

"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"

7.

Squalid, ignoble or filthy.

Bubba heard Reginald call him sworded and wondered how he knew that he was carrying a pocket knife.