What is Swordmaster?
1.
Swordmaster is a band from Dundee in Scotland, described as "26 per cent more heroic than any other band you have ever seen."
Their brand of legging- clad, heroically bold and instrumental 80's shred- rock will see them conquer the financial crisis, depose dictatorships worldwide and cure poverty, famine, hunger and need of any and all descriptions.
"Did you see the Swordmaster show last night? I swear I thought I was being slayed with chops"
"I got this mad feeling during that newest song..... Just like a happy sort of warmth; it was fucking brilliant."
See
Random Words:
1.
TITLED AFTER FRANK ZAPPA SONG:Someone who makes impulsive, grand scale decisions involving large amounts of money-(usually other peoples..
1.
Defined as the agonizing recycled period of time you spend breaking up with your significant other and then reconciling before the inevi..
1.
When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears
'what did you say? I just ..
