What is Swouche?
1.
To take a wisk of generally strong Russian vodka, or sometimes Listerine, and forcibly hose it into the depths of the vaginal abyss of a female, hence rendering your mouth a makeshift douchebag, or in this case a swouchebag.
Emily Cronin's vaginal chasm had once again filled itself with moderately sized fungal colonies, and I offered to swouche it for her and rid it of its live cultures.
See
2.
a sound made when douching the vagina.
last night when my girlfriend was cleaning her box and i heard the loudest swouche ever.
See
Random Words:
1.
A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
1.
When driving on a highway with three or more lanes, the act of moving your car all the way from the fastest lane to the slowest lane, or..
