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when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.
daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!
See carpet, pubes..
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A moment that has happened sometime in the past (usually the night before) and is tremendously embarrassing to even think about never mi..
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To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.
Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
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