Swuntknob

What is Swuntknob?

1. To rub one's sweaty/unshowered vagina onto someone's doorknob.

2. Often used for revenge.

3. A Portmandeau based on "swunt" (sweaty + cunt) and "doorknob"

"I am totally going to swuntknob my asshole nextdoor neighbor before I move."

"my hand smells like hot garbage and french's mustard. I think I got swuntknobbed."

See swunt, cunt, sweaty, knob

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