Sycophantic

What is Sycophantic?


1.

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.

Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:

Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

See fake, apple, boss, fart


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