What is Sydney Swans?
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The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.
Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.
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