Symantec

What is Symantec?


1.

The worlds worts Backup Software. It requires hacking the registry of production mail servers, installing hotfixes, and 8 hours on the phone with India to get it to work for a week before it breaks.

What happend to your backups? Symantec broke them.

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2.

A prestigious and well-known company that produces software, which serves to protect computers from viruses, trojans, hackers, etc. While their software may be very unresourceful and sluggish, it is thorough in its virus scans and protection.

"The world's most trusted antivirus solution" --Symantec slogan


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