What is Symmesticles?
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N, a pair of testicles perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.
"My gosh, I've never seen such testicles. They're so balanced and even and....symmetrical. They are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles I've ever laid eyes on."
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What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.
You are such a fucker faced weasel..