Synergasm

What is Synergasm?


1.

Expressing oneself using several business buzzwords in rapid succession.

Alex released his synergasm onto the crowd, "At the end of the day, we have to leverage our value add paradigm by aligning our solution with our customer centric core competencies."

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2.

A euphoric sense of being overwhelmed by the convergence of technology. Feeling the vast intersection of systems underlying something deceptively simple (like a cellphone).

While we were talking about that restaurant on the phone, I looked it up on Yelp, flipped over to Google Maps, got my GPS coordinates, and found out I was standing right next to it! Spooky! I got a little synergasm from that.

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3.

The ultimate state of synergy.

The engineering teams synergistic synergy with the NY team enabled them to achieve a synergasm.

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