What is Syrus?
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One who hides nuclear warheads in its backyard "pool". Usually likes it up the anus from its sister. Occasionally uses a pink 2-inch dildo if its sister is off ramming their bitchy-ass poodle up its tiny butthole. One who is related to Osama Bin Laden, and therefore bombs everything it sees. Never leaves the confines of its home because it is usually surrounded by 30 troops of CIA agents. Therefore it spends its days playing the clarinet because it the believes being in marching band gets you "chicks" and has buttpounding orgies with its family memebers nightly.
Did you hear about that kid that bombed the school while giving his sister oral- he's such a dirty little syrus.
