What is Szarzilla?
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Normally this happy creature enjoys watching ESPN, eating tuna, and throwing in a dip while being OCD and rearranging poker chips. As the sun sets a beast can be seen lurking within his loins. This raging beat comes bursting blasting and smashing all over the place. Even looks can send Szarzilla into an uncontrollable rage. No man or beast can withstand his roaring voice due to all the alcohol has left his tone and pitch abilities disabled. After fighting any person in sight he stumbles through corn fields and back to his layer. He microwaves 300 chicken nuggets then passes out in the fetal position cuddling his love napkin and Tim Mcgraw picture. He usually awakes with some kind of huge burn or cut. Once returned to his normal state he then makes 45 minutes worth of calls to apologize for the night of rage.
Szarzilla awoke, went up to a very large football player and asked him to punch him, he then pushed the big man and in return got sent from one end of the kitchen to the other and knocked out. He woke up with a huge burn and a twisted ankle....ouch
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